What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:43
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News
Still no good.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What sorts of music do cats respond to?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How Creatine Became So Popular With Women - WSJ
No go.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Thumbs down again.
Reds star Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of the death of his sister - AP News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds